The director ofBlue Velvethas his own line of coffee, and has for nearly a year. It's available in House Blend, Espresso Roast and Decaf French Roast (there's no Severed Human Ear Half-Caf, unfortunately), and the packaging looks surprisingly ordinary for a Lynchian creation, like something you'd find on the shelf of your local Whole Foods. The ads, on the other hand, are just as bizarre as you'd expect.